Somewhere out there is a U.S. Navy Lieutenant whose pitifully overinflated self-image is about to be folded, spindled, and mutilated. Over at CDR Salamander’s place you’ll find a redacted version of the shambling mutant refugee from Myspace self-aggrandizing powerpoint presentation that this genius sent to her new command prior to her arrival. Rumor has it that the unredacted PPT of Career Death™ already went viral via e-mail. It must be seen to be believed. Try not to weep for our military; it’s already too late when the standards for O-3 have sunk this low.
Here are two of the sixteen slides. No, these are not the worst. Trust me.
Do yourself a favor when you drop by Sal’s blog to see the whole thing in all its crapulent glory: Do. Not. Miss. The. Comments.